her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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