Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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