I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
