Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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