Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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