Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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