Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
you win again, gameday.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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