You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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