so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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