he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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