Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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