so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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