I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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