did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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