office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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