no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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