"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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