let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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