So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
it glows. i had to have it.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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