somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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