i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Randomize
