david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
dude. I can hear the air.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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