i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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