No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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