Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Every concussion has its silver lining
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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