How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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