I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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