Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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