so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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