I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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