My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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