woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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