Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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