from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So here I am, sexting at work.
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