69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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