The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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