do herpes really smell.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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