you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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