: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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