love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
50% drunk capacity currently
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
