You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Randomize
