I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
3 2 1 whiskey
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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