You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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