He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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