are you still at the devil's house?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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