We're like a lot better than the average bears
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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