Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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