He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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