I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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