i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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