Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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