So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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