There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
