He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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