are you so shy because you have an std?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
