I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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