I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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